Ramblings of an insane Model.

"For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled."
- Hunter S. Thompson

becoming an adult cheat sheet!!!

danthemedicman:

heathers-rivera:

Family added a sandbox to their baby’s grave so big brother could “play with” him when they visit the cemetery

Excuse me while I violently sob

danthemedicman:

heathers-rivera:

Family added a sandbox to their baby’s grave so big brother could “play with” him when they visit the cemetery

Excuse me while I violently sob

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avelandthesea:

doubleadrivel:

weliveonfiction:

flatbear:

cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

gordon ramsay fandom

If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.

I watch a lot of Gordon Ramsey lately because of Emily

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stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

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Reactions to Peeta telling Caeser that Katniss is pregnant.

nikolllekaj:

acrazypersonslife:

Fans:

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Mrs. Everdeen:

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Prim:

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Mrs. Mellark:

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Mr. Mellark:

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Katniss:

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Gale:

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The Capitol:

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Haymitch:

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Reblogging for Haymitch.

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n0ell333:

theargylegargoyle:

death-by-anime:

To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,

I think we all know where you really belong:

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I think you should shut the fuck up

we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.

We write fanfics.

We love yuri and yaoi.

We have dirty minds.

Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.

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im dying

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overtextposts:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

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DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

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